You can't fix stupid.
But beyond that, take everything else away.
Say it's done 100% perfectly, secure, safe and everything else. You are now paying $120 a year to save your seed. Fine, great.

What happens in 3 or 8 or 15 years if they go out of business and properly purge all their data. It's just as useless as not having it in the 1st place.

Seed plate in a secure spot and done. Is it really that difficult?

Not your keys, not your coins. Give your keys to someone else....not your keys anymore.

-Dave