It's not incomprehensible English It is Urdu written in transliteration. Yes, it is very difficult to understand and translate. Unless, of course, you are a native Urdu speaker. Only an Urdu speaker can translate this text. No online translator can understand this text. You have to have a native speaker you know to translate this style of writing.

By the way, in the Pakistani thread, another user (ItsCrafty) was recently dismissed from the campaign for plagiarism. He participated in the UniJoin.io campaign run by icopress.