I don't have any clue wtf to do now.
I bought my first btc at around 680 because there were "cheap coins."
I bought more on the way down to 500 to "cost average"
I put almost my entire savings at 480
Then everyone said if it broke 400 we were screwed and there was NO good news from China at all so I sold at 399.
So wtf do I do now? I've lost thousands and the money hasn't hit my bank account so I can't even buy back in. Wtf do i do?
You already did the wrong thing by going all in or all out.. in my thinking.
You have to chose what to do based on your own risk profile and goals and diversification with other investments.
Even if you buy all back in now, there is no guarantee that the price is gonna continue to go up and you may lose again. I started buying at $1200 and my average buy in price is $613-ish including fees. Sure I am still in the red, and I have more fiat to buy more.. but at times I have felt very stretched.. so I am glad that the market is finally going back up... but still NO guarantees with any of this.
I would begin a more sensible strategy that works for you and that you do NOT engage in panic buying or panic selling.. your strategy may differ from mine, but you need to find the one that works for you.