I would like to trade sats for pizza today. Seriously if you want a pizza and you send me enough sats to cover your order I'll use my crypto.com card to have one delivered to you.
If you would prefer to buy me a pizza (We're gluten-free so I would want to pick the pizza and carryout location yes I'll even pick it up) I will send you a lightning payment.
I am on Elon Musk's starship and we are on Mars, can you have one pack of pizza delivered to me?
I am ready to cover all expenses

, like seriously today is truly a memorable day as it marks the official usage of Bitcoin to pay for a real good such as pizza which is something remarkable enough.