For, I am thinking of opening a business for my wife with the tangible profits I have made from Bitcoin, I would have dropped a picture of my electrum wallet balance but I will not because I don't think is either advisable to do so.
Well nobody knows when you started your investment so you know how much profit you have made. If you started your investment when it was $16k then you use it to open a business but if I will advise you should still wait for bitcoin price to go up.
Lol, you do have a good cynical mind, that will make you better in the future, could be money, could be fame, whatever you use it on basically, it will help you out, it will not make you happy of course because a cynical mind is one that looks for everything that is doubtful and search for truth instead of being happy with what is, and look for what could be instead.
That is why I do pity all of us who have it, and it also makes you not being liked all that much neither, people could be around you, but being cynical to all they say would end up hurting you a lot more and will not make you loved by them all, people enjoy others to just approve them and love them. In the end, you are right, and all your answers are correct without a doubt.