I doubt Amazon will accept bitcoin lol.
Very unlikely..
They will. Only a matter of time.
Only one question comes to mind.
Why? Elaborate please, why would they accept bitcoins. Do you think they're not earning enough?

C'mon. Seriously..
Why ... elaborate please ... why would anyone use the internet in 1989? Do you think they cant communicate just fine with telephones and paper mail?
Is it really so hard for them to drive to the Library and check out a book, or search volumes of encyclopedias and microfiche there, to get information on humpback whales?
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