This got me laughing and rolling on the floor. The rate at which stories are made up and shared here in the forum is alarming. I do not know if the essence of making up such stories is to complete post quota, or to earn merits, maybe just to entertain people or to show off their skills in composing fictional literature.
In as much as there's no evidence attached to the post, you may be correct that it's a totally made up story and the OP may be saying reality. Do we have a choice? We must believe either.