Oh, Ukraine has not captured any city in 3 days. the offensive has failed!!!
Ah, see, if russians vacate Shebekino, Belgorod, and Moscow voluntarily - this won't count as capturing. And if they wash Nova Kashovka into the Black Sea - this won't count either. Putin has outsmarted everyone again.
I am being sarcastic obviously. RF chants victories that 1 year and call an offensive failed if it does not recaptures Mariupol in 4 days.