Looky here, we got a Newbie trying to play the big game. Mate, you're trying to pass this off as an investment opportunity when it screams "Scam Alert" from a mile away. A one-week turn-around with x3 to x5 return, that's what, a 300% to 500% ROI? And you only need $7500? Come on, you're really reaching for the stars there, champ.

You've supposedly got your marketing, ambassadors, bloggers, and even a ready-to-go website. Yet, you're still hunting for a measly $7500? Not to mention, you're offering tokens as a guarantee before the sale. That's like selling air, mate.

And let's not even get started on your account status. A newbie? Sorry, but your credibility is about as thin as toilet paper. Take this as a friendly tip: If you're serious about pulling this off, you'll need to do way better than this rookie attempt.