It's not about waking up and starting to make pledges and promises that you are not asked to make, and at the end of the day, you cannot also be able to keep to those words. Just like others have said, there is no point in trying to tell the forum and its members how honest and truthful you will be; no one really cares who you are in the real world, and as such, your outside life doesn't matter here; if you choose to lie here, that's your problem. What the forum need is someone who is here open-minded willing to learn contribute in whichever way they can, and help others in sharing knowledge where necessary. Outside of that, any other thing you want to do is left to you, and if you go against the rules of the forum, then the law will catch you and you will be punished accordingly, and that pledge won't save you.