I made out bigly on that Binance flash pump.
My 10 doggie doo coins multiplied 10x. I immediately filled out appropriate paperwork to have them cashed out and have the evil fiat deposited in my criminal bankster account.
Yes, I kyc'ed myself and now my life is ruined, but I think it was well worth the effort.
After all, I got a free six pack out of the deal.
Now I gotta work on making sure those scamming bastard Ledger folks don't make off with all my remaining riches of various other airdropped shitcoins and the like.

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