Your attempted "correction" leaves me concerned that my poorly made euphemism may have been misunderstood in the shittyhaiku... did you happen to note the additional features on the side panel of the box? Did you note the "Gentle 27,000 RPM's" I have no concerns about the dingle berries, fling they where they may! My concern is for my...

Ballz!

Hope that states things with more clarity.