Once again you are accusing us for being straight up with you, some even helping you signing a message and trying to help you understand the whole situation better.
In what way would we be biased towards you not receiving your funds? Since we, as a community, not as a signature holder, have been asked what should be done in such situations, we are trying to come up with the best decision for the service and the community. Just because that is not necessarily the best outcome for yourself, we are not "replying in bad faith" ...
The way you keep attacking the people trying to help you, really doesn't help your case.

For me the only valid argument you brought up is that you can't withdraw the coins even when leaving the browser tab open. I don't know if that is intended or not for a specific reason though.
Mixing up multiple sessions is not a valid argument. If I create two bitcoin wallets, mix them up and only save the key to the wrong wallet, that is also my fault.