I don't know why but this Timelord guy is present every where when someone mentions masterbution, and when I call him out as a professional masturbator he reacts as if I have offended him!

Anyways, have you guys ever tried to use your left hand? Speaking from experience, if you do it once with the left and once with the right hand you will be amazed by the result, isn't that right Timey lordy? 🤣🤣