i can send you my crap[postal system]. but the junk memes of ordinals are not even set as part of an output of a tx, nor form part of the txid and thus merkle tree of a block header. thus have no security of bitcoins transfer process. thus unlike me posting a bag of crap to you the ordinal junk just sits as junk data appended to the creators metadata 'weight' of his tx.
If it can be exchanged for money it has value. Ordinals can be actively exchanged for money therefore they have value. Period. Full Stop. Your theory is debunked. Finito. EOF.