So we're talking quite literally about a religion-like movement for Bitcoin?
I can totally see where you are coming from and your response was articulated perfectly in terms of conveying the idea...however I do wonder if the same goal could be accomplished except in a way where we aren't creating a cult or a religion out of Bitcoin, rather a modern alternative that is less about faith and ideas, and more about immutable facts.
An organization, or a foundation, which is governed by those with 2.625 Bitcoin and distributes Bitcoin for those who are contributing not only to Bitcoin's adoption and exposure, as well as in its fight against fiat and banks, might be similar but not the same, and less traditional. The organization could incentivize those with less BTC to do good for any of Bitcoin's causes in order to build wealth sooner, communities could unite, bounties could be given...it mightn't be too bad of an idea to pursue in this way.
I might even explore the idea myself if I ever hit the 2.625 club
I believe that you will be able to acquire 2.625 Bitcoin in the market and transfer them to your cold wallet. This is the way.
That wouldn't be a religion, or any kind of unity that is fighting against anything. That is just 8,000,000 individuals around the world who hold 2.625 BTC because they understand that Bitcoin has economic and technical attributes that are superior to that of fiat money, and that doesn't taken a genius nor a group fighting for something to achieve.
If you simply meant that you need 2.625 BTC and automatically you are a part of this overly exaggerated spiel that you described in the OP, then all I have to say is that you are an
extremely dramatic shitposter person.