May I ask what the two Legendary members above are replying to, exactly?  I don't understand whatever it is OP is trying to get across, and if I were just a tad more motivated I'd check that post for plagiarism (Not accusing you, OP.  Just my suspicious mind being suspicious).

That story OP unspooled has a lot of....oddities in it.  So I'd also like to ask him what his point is--and that's if he's even monitoring this thread, which I've got my doubts about.