And what would we do when we run out of such coins to "steal" and pay miners? It is a finite number after all.
In the year 2140 we start stealing the coins which have been not moved since January 2009.
In the year 2144 we start stealing the coins which have been not moved since February 2009.
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In the year 8428 we start stealing the coins which have been not moved since January 2140.
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