You said you will never ask for a loan (didn't specify collateral or not, just any loan). They you asked for a loan. That makes you untrustworthy. I'm not going to provide you with instructions how to scam on a collateral loan, but there are other issues with such loans as well, not the least of which is trust farming leading to a long con.


Good luck with that. Maybe try actually having money so that you don't need to borrow yourself.


Sure. Anything else you'd like me to do for you while I'm at your service?