Oh no, have you been hacked for realsies???@@@###!
Lol, I think he just locked down the account and left in a tizzy. Don't worry, he'll be back in a couple of days, if that. He can't get enough of this place. Usually he starts another account before before abandoning his red-tagged ones, so he may already be posting as I type.
This latest debacle makes his personal text ironic to the point of being absolutely hilarious.
Don't talk the talk, if you can't walk the walk.