"ETF is good."
"No, ETF is not good."
Make up your mind folks.

No WOer would buy...
...corn without owning the keys.
The world ain't WO though.

Let ETF be...
...for those who can't be a bank.
You and me do us.

Whatever happens,
Honey Badger just don't care.
1 corn is 1 corn.

ETF or not,
We know where this is going.
Just enjoy the ride!

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