If JollyGood cared to help someone recover an account he could simply point them in this direction, and that would be the end of it.  He has never helped anyone recover an alt, he's not a mod or admin so he doesn't have the power.  Furthermore, he hunts alts because his only joy in life is to spam his name on the as many trust walls as possible, create multiple threads in the reputation board while he's at it, and have the longest ~exclusion list in the history of lists.  He's a spammer, a shitposter, and a trust abuser.