...and all they have in response to all the examples of mixers turning over user funds and data to governments is...
sarcasm? 
The response to the reuse of the strawman argument is one of sarcasm. In the case of the instances where mixers are declined, the response is that you are informed beforehand that they are neither trustless nor non-custodial. It also requires a minimal level of intelligence to understand that they are not permanent since they are centralized in nature.