Literally just no. If you want to start a legal and registered business, you aren't going to see profit for at least a year or two. You will be able to make yourself a salary and probably some extra sometimes but the company definitely isn't going to be profitable and it isn't as long as you don't get more than you invested. Products and services can be profitable per job done but that isn't real profit until you get back what you've invested.
And keep in mind that you are in a minus the moment you start a business (you will have expenses when opening and registering, and you need capital to start) and you need an idea of what you want to do - and that isn't something I would ask some random forum users to suggest.

By reading your fantasy post and incoherent answers, I'm presuming that you are young and I would suggest firstly getting a job or something - then you could maybe get a better feel and view of money.
If you want quick returns then you can only try high risk investments - like trading, but even that wont make you a profit overnight.