Remember that time I trolled you with a 1 sat fee rate?  I don't think it took two weeks.  That was funny, this is sad.

I had the same issue with the same fee rate on the same day.  It was a good fee when I signed the TX, at least that my story and I'm sticking with it.  Eventually I got it to confirm by tacking the change onto another transaction, and having the CPFP.