Since even reasonable peeps could agree to disagree on the number of syllables in ev-er-y.. and let's just act like the second e does not exist with the ev... and go into mushing the ery because that's what the dictionary says.

Only two syllables, even though it looks like three:

go figure.

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bruh

the number of syllables depends on how drunk one is. nothing else.