I hope you get caught
I hope the exact opposite. I watched Robin Hood the other day (the Disney version) ...
You do realize the I.R.S. is more like Robin Hood in this situation.
As much as I dislike the government/I.R.S., the OP is probably middle to upper class and if he/she paid the taxes it would be used in part for Social Security which goes to the elderly and disabled.
Those who are not disabled/elderly and simply choose not to work probably don't deserve handouts.
If he/she is dodging taxes he/she probably isn't giving anything to any charity.