@Kruw
I am really glad you are showing this immature and childish side of you. Those thinking of using Wasabi coinjoins with malicious coordinators should take note of this. If they have any criticism or complains about the service, they can expect finger-pointing at other services and criticism of how they are doing things. Thanks for making that clear to anyone.

Here is a scenario of how Kruw would deal with customer complaints.

Unsatisfied user:
Hi,
I installed Wasabi wallet because I was interested in taking advantage of your coinjoin privacy service. But no matter what I do, I can't get it to work. I am not allowed to participate in the coinjoin. After some research and discussions with friends, I found out that your coordinator pays a blockchain analysis firm to investigate each UTXO that users want to include in a coinjoin. Turns out, my coins aren't good enough because someone somewhere decided they are dirty and naughty. But I have no idea what I did wrong, and I don't see any rules explaining why my bitcoin is dirty. How do you call yourself a privacy service if you have a privacy-invading company check everything, and ultimately turn down certain people and refuse to give them privacy? Do you not see issues there?

Kruw:
Thanks for using Wasabi and contacting us! We are glad to help you.
Did you know that BlackHatCoiner and o_e_l_e_o are to blame because they are openly advertising centralized mixing services? Amazing, right? They also did it before and will probably do it again. They are trying to trick you into handling your money over to these centralized services. We at Wasabi would never do that. Stay with us, we have amazing surprises for our users. Wasabi - the ultimate Bitcoin privacy tool.   


@Kruw
Did I do a good job or have I failed to mention anything that would help this unsatisfied user?