I was at the beach after having my evening half rack, same boring night walk scavenging for forgotten or used fleshlights
A great envisionment of what a financiay free bitcoin holder does every evening. Are we talking about half rack of ribs, or? 
... and I was thinking, what if instead of one of those magic toys I get my macho pride stuck in a genie bottle? But after hitting the genie so hard in his head probably he will only be able to grant me one wish, and that on shitty conditions, what if I asked him to make me richer then Satoshi but I'd have to choose:
Unlikely, very unlikely, but I'll indulge.- Bitcoin gets accepted everywhere, every government legalizes it, all mining is centralized, everyone must register every address with the local IRS, you're not allowed to send money outside legal addresses and miners are refusing those, every single transfer is taxed, the government can decide at any point to seize your coins and can do that with ease. BUT the value will go up 1000x times to 30 big ones!
- Bitcoin is not legal tender, but the genie makes it so that the government has no way and no intention of making any move against it, nobody is banning you from owning, nobody is taxing you, nobody cares about your KYC, AML, taxes, profit, any legal action against anything that involves Bitcoin is impossible and illegal, any seizure impossible as it would break the law, you're as free as one can be. But the price stays forever at $30,000.
- Bitcoin is not legal tender, but the genie makes it so that the government has no way and no intention of making any move against it, nobody is banning you from owning, nobody is taxing you, nobody cares about your KYC, AML, taxes, profit, any legal action against anything that involves Bitcoin is impossible and illegal, any seizure impossible as it would break the law, you're as free as one can be. But the price stays forever at $30,000.
This is a great two options to give as a point of discussion. Both have their pros and cons. Option one pretty much means tax, with no limitation (but maybe targeting by elites, government operatives or criminals, since you are richer than satoshi after all. So really, it's a suicide option, unless you're prepared to head butt with forces that are 1000x+ stronger than you alone.
Realistically, the second option might make you worry above elites, government, criminals etc. Though at least, according to your terms, that doesn't seem to be too much of a worry. So, option 2 is my answer. If you have more than satoshi, you're happy with 30k. It does however mean that the ecosystem is permanently stifled....Until fork