This whole post is hot garbage but this is my favorite excerpt from it:
There is a chance that there is a chance, profit has a chance.
He's had this account since 2017 -- I'm pretty sure its the same owner. His posts are simply stunning:
I prefer bounty, because bounty less risk. in addition, because I do not have enough capital for investment.
(Give me merit, pleaseee

)
I saw him for the first time earlier today, asking ChartBuddy for help:
how to create stamp bitcoin uodate prize like this sir? an tutorial??
"Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot." - Peter Griffin