The OP obviously knows what he is doing, this is probably supposed to be a joke of some sort yet at the same time if someone performed a miracle and gave him the loan, he would be ecstatic. This cannot be his first or only account here

Can I Give My Account As Collateral? Can I Give A Car?
Let me just ask a question...... Do you really, deep inside your brain actually think that your account here is worth $30.000?
Then you could basically make new accounts every day and you would have a daily income of $30K
Come on dude... wake up
