Such a service would be illegal in the European Union.
Thanks, but we do not perceive the nominal services to be illegal in the EU.
I don't know if it's illegal in the European Union or not but I love the tech idea, it works directly with Satoshi's idea of pseudo-anonymity.
Lately, there has been series of clampdown on crypto platforms, mostly platforms issuing cards and all. If this keeps crypto users ahead of the curve then the technology should be encouraged. I see it bigger than just the OP post in here though.