Nearly everyone I communicate with using text refuses to begin their sentences with capital letters and end them with periods. They instead call me 'grammar Nazi' which is incredibly offensive and also anti-intellectual. From this, I have concluded that we deserve another pandemic. In the past, I have advocated for biological laboratories to implement an inexpensive procedure that may prevent the accidental release of a pathogen that will infect everyone and make them really fat. Oh. You don't believe me? What about ADENOVIRUS 36? That is a virus that makes people fat. If you are fat, you may be able to blame ADENOVIRUS 36. Now I don't advocate for this anymore because people have been ungrateful and people have tried very hard to convince me that we all deserve another pandemic. And in the next pandemic, the vaccine will be in the ass.
When you refuse to speak correctly in any language, I will not be able to understand what you are trying to communicate. You are no different than a hippo grunting in the jungle. Oh wait. The hippo is much stronger than you, and those grunts mean "I'm gunna fukk u upp, n***a."
-Fuck you
-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
I've noticed many friends disable their iPhone auto-capitalize and it bothers me. Why go out of your way to turn that setting off?