Good morning Cancer Observer!
You guys are like … I can’t even.
I wouldn't, really.
You quote him, you go with him
In the dark place <PLONK>

Join the club eddie!
#zero.fucks.given
Well... about to start prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.
Enjoy!
Relax.
Sure thing darling.
It's the best you can do.
Hmm, not sure about that.
I was swallowing half an inch thick tube at my gastroscopies (2x), the (one) colonoscopy was not even half as stressful.
And you still call yourself a man?
#medical.gang.bang
It might like twitch every now and then, in a diffuse way, can't describe it.
Relax!
If your doctor is not a completely dumb prick, all will be well.
Most doctors are completely dumb pricks, almost as much as the ones listening to what they have to say.
#chemo4ever