Ledger is now advertising their pathetic Ledger Recover feature with a discount. Instead of $120/year, it's possible to get it for $99.99

Hey, I can compete with this! For only $8.99 $6.99 per month I'll keep a backup of all your seed phrases, and I guarantee you that if your funds ever gets lost, I'll blame you and you won't get €50,000 from me! Still not convinced? Unlike Ledger, I've never leaked full address data of millions of my customers. How's that?