Lol

And on the 7th Day, God created crypto.  MintPal was formed and Bonus lead his people into the desert to vote.  A few weeks later they had over 5000 votes on their way to toppling the evil other alt false idol coins.  So God looked down upon Bonus and said, if you follow these commandments you will succeed.

Vote for Bonus in all Exchanges
Buy when sold to cheaply
Mine, Mine, Mine Bonus
Mine no other false crypto (or if you do, repent, sell, and use to buy Bonus)
Find ye' SuperBonus and Share it with the world
Spread the world of Bonus
Take no other Crypto

And so it was written and a great coin was created!  To this day, scholars are searching for the "Lost Scrolls of Bonus".  Sadly, they were likely destroyed in the great SuperBonus windfall uprising of 108 AD when 22 SuperBonus blocks occured in a 10 hour period.  

 

Or, we could just all enjoy Easter and worry about coins after