Do secure your coins,
But don't forget to KISS them,
Or you may lose them!

Passphrase in my head.
Jay's going to hypnotize me.
Should I be worried?

XOR it with zeros,
It won't change. XOR it with ones,
The damned thing gets flipped!

Sam-Bankman got fried,
By his Greta-clone girlfriend.
Bernie Madoff LOLed!

Searched for the logo.
Missed banana trees and Spain,
And the damned heaters!

Bad actors and trolls,
Are welcome in this here thread.
Chew, spit, rinse, repeat!

As I type this shit,
I see green dildos rise high,
Onwards and upwards!

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