Well, posts like this one sound the bells on the smart bands set up for this forum. Some take it as invite. Some others don't see why. It's funny.
I already told him that nobody invited him here. Twice.
I thought you can't delete topics??? ... unless you know the trick 
Could someone please create a topic in the Beginners & Help section for us on the "Step by Step process of deleting a Topic?"
Could someone please create a topic in the Beginners & Help section for us on the "Step by Step process of deleting a Topic?"
Yes, the trick is the following: delete all your posts from your topic; delete the OP content as well; move your garbage to Russian local board, where Russian mods act as garbage men. At least they act like Ratimov's personal garbage men. Dunno if someone else can have this honor.