This is a serious question but I did abuse this opportunity to type DRAGON DILDOS in all caps as many times as I could.
The actual transaction (in JSON format) would look something like this:
{
"transaction_type": 51,
"ecosystem": 2,
"property_type": 2,
"previous_property_id": 0,
"property_category": "Dildos",
"property_subcategory": "For Dragons",
"property_name": "DRAGON DILDOS (DILDO)",
"property_url": "https://ilikedragondildos.com/",
"property_data": "For dragons who like dildos specially made for dragons",
"currency_identifier_desired": 2,
"number_properties": 1000,
"deadline": 1397869200,
"earlybird_bonus": 0,
"percentage_for_issuer": 0,
"transaction_from": "",
"from_private_key": "
}