When you promised some cookies, I still went there to visit. But, as I've never seen those cookies...

Haha, it was my take on that "come to the dark side, we have cookies" meme.

Well... Well... now you say that.
Admit it to me, you tricked me with cookies, so that after I went there to make some posts, you didn't give them to me.

At least @fillippone is promising pizza.
