OP, you're too broke to pay attention? 
Laughter is the only reasonable response to your offer. It also happens to be a textbook example of "putting my money where my mouth is."
Giving you money, while simultaneously calling you out, would be absurd. Your logic fails at this, the most basic of levels.
Leaving me without doubts about your other abilities.
Protip: Don't rush things, OP. Start with realistic, attainable goals -- stealing apples from street vendors, for instance. If things work out, you could work up from there. Best of luck.
We have offered you opportunity to put your money where your mouth is and turn your certainty into easy money. You decided not to do this and I wonder why? ...
Laughter is the only reasonable response to your offer. It also happens to be a textbook example of "putting my money where my mouth is."
Giving you money, while simultaneously calling you out, would be absurd. Your logic fails at this, the most basic of levels.
Leaving me without doubts about your other abilities.
Protip: Don't rush things, OP. Start with realistic, attainable goals -- stealing apples from street vendors, for instance. If things work out, you could work up from there. Best of luck.
...But hey, I'll play along with OP. OP, set up a bet on bitbet, fund it with something interesting, let's say 50 BTC, and I'll take it. Put your money where your mouth is 
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