You sound not desperate, but impatient. First of all, you should invest only what you can afford to lose because you never know when you will be able to gain profit, especially huge. Secondly, Bitcoin is a long term investment. It's not really a good idea to try to make money by investing in it for months unless you can see the future.
I think you are right that investing in Bitcoin requires patience and quite a long time, so you also have to be prepared so that the funds absorbed do not interfere with your daily activities. but in time you will receive what you really hope for from investing in Bitcoin.