Who will be the first person to die for bitcoin, and how?
The question isn't who or how but whether he'll be drinking a desert-like coffee beverage when it happens.
"ooo la la, so creamy and..." *pop* *pop* *pop*
He's too fat to die by gunfire. The bullets would just bounce off. Was the popping sound the buttons on his pants popping off from too many Starbucks beverages? Fat people are more prone to heart attack so he might be the first Bitcoin death.