You can sense the MSM's desperation right now, to keep Average Joe away from buying bitcoin and focused instead on buying useless Xmas gifts.

"Stay away from Bitcoin, because...because, CZ lawsuit! Because $115M crypto hack and Justin Sun! Because moar SEC lawsuits! Because lack of regulation! Because, SBF, because stuff!"
You forgot the part about running up your credit cards to buy the useless consumer trash. Gotta give the banksters their compound interest.