The website for this is the most loaded diaper I've ever seen, and I've seen a-plenty.

Uh, yeah. I have an easy solution to that psychological problem. Just step away from whatever screen you're using to look at the market when it's going crazy, take a breather, take a dump, whatever. Come back when calm. I didn't bother to see what "data-backed recommendations" you're providing, but your coin is a whole lot of bloated nothing.