Because every time they had a little FUD, it couldn't HODL its emotions and sold off in a panic! Talk about commitment issues in the blockchain dating scene. 😄💔 #CryptoHeartbreaks 
I don't get this but nice try.Why did cryptocurrency break up with its girlfriend?
My answer is that she can't handle the roller coaster ride of the market. 
You mean, the sideways, the pump, dumps, the bumps and so on.
Another one, because she can't take the heat...of the market. LOL.
I'm not good at this but at least I still tried.