Sure, here's a more straightforward and youth-friendly version:

You know, there are a few ways to do Bitcoin transactions without using the internet. It's explained here: [Info] Transactions and Broadcasting Bitcoin without Internet.

But, let's face it, the internet plays a huge role and we're all pretty hooked on it. Our jobs are mostly online now, and even if the internet disappeared, we'd go back to the days of regular phone calls and texts for communication. It would be like stepping back in time, and that would mess with the economy big time. Everyone would feel the impact, and it sounds like a total nightmare.

Would everyone die without the internet? Definitely not. People used to live in a time without the internet (before it existed, of course), and it wasn't a big deal. It's just that some of our stuff would be messed up, and there would be chaos that we couldn't control.