i love meat but the chicken cannibal joke didnt do it for me

how about (im not a comedian)
"so i own a chicken farm, but my chickens dont taste like chicken. so i had a eureka moment. i should feed my chickens.. chicken"

a caterpillar sits on a leaf pondering its existence.. it sees a cat sitting on a fence post. it asks itself. is that cat more cat-on-Pillar than me

i saw a caterpillar under my foot and noticed that it was a special caterpillar would never turn into a butterfly.... i shouldnt have stepped on it