No, we do not. We never did. This is not a majority-decides-what-to-censor type of network, it is a censorship resistant. Period. I do not care about any transaction beyond mine.
In this case, the majority is clearly AGAINST monkey pics, only retarded token creators/buyers support them. And miners, for obvious reasons.

What is the big deal with allowing a fraction of the block space to be used for abstract transactions? You are not paying for them. You are just keeping them in your disk space, like the rest of the transactions.
Yes, but we came to the point when "abstract transactions" are allowing a fraction of the block space to be used for legit transactions! In fact, they're not! They're using up 120% of mempool themselves.
How was it called in the whitepaper? Peer-to-peer something.
Giving up custody of your coins to third parties is not a natural part of the Bitcoin ecosystem.
Perhaps, but they're not causing chaos on the blockchain by ddosing the shit out of it and they actually serve some purpose.