Bro, you're preaching to the tired choir. Bitcoin's the drama queen of currencies. Yeah, it can make you a crypto king during a bull run, but that volatility is like trying to dance on a tightrope. And don't get me started on the "not accepted everywhere" thing – it's like having a VIP pass that only works in certain clubs. But hey, being your own bank and the privacy vibe? That's the Bitcoin paradox for you.